every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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