Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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