UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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