the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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