I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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