I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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