I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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