i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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