i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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