we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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