you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
