; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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