the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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