I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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