My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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