Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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