After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think people are normalizing furries
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