Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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