please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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