as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize