I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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