spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Pooping to opera.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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