so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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