420 ftw
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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