We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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