Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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