why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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