ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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