And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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