if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
