I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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