Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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