Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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