did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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