i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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