I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
my poor anus
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
is that a dick in a sweater?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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