Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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