I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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