Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i think i just lost a toe
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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