Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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