If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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