Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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