I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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