Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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