I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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