Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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