the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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