Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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