4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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