PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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