Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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