what if I'm pregnant?
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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