Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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