THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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