I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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