Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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