32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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