The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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