dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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