He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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