I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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