I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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