butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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